Dear Diary,
Was feeling lazy but I walked around a bit, then rented a motorbike to ride around. Nothing really happened until I went to a local pizza take away stand. A girl was waiting for her pizza there and I loved her face immediately, so I decided to follow her. On the way, I approached her and we had a little chat. Her name was Ethel. She agreed to share her pepperoni pizza with me in my hotel. She was very shy and didn’t talk much, so I asked her to pose for some pictures. That always seems to work here. These girls love posing and feeling beautiful.
